A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a
quick drink
Dogs don't expect you to call when you're
running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other
dogs
Dogs don't notice if you call them another
dog's name
Dogs are excited by rough play
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring
away
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair
Anyone can get a good looking dog
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate
it
Dogs don't shop
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on
the floor
Dogs never need to examine the relationship
A dog's parents never visit
Dogs love long car trips
Dogs understand that instincts are better
than asking for directions
When a dog gets old and snaps at you
incessantly, you can shoot it
Dogs like beer
Dogs don't hate their bodies
Dogs never criticize
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice
to get your point across
Dogs never expect gifts
Dogs don't worry about germs
Dogs don't want to know about every other dog
you've had
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their
lives
You never have to wait for a dog, they're
ready to go 24 hours a day
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or
jewelry
Dogs don't borrow your shirts
Dogs never want foot rubs
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk
Dogs can't talk
Dogs seldom outlive you
